Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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