pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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