I am in a vortex of obligation.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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