your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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