Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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