does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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