...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
