Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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