just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
