okay pat passed out under dana's car
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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