So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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