I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
why is half of my head shaved?
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