I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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