what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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