at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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