He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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