You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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