awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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