I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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