wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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