8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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