How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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