So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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