I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize