Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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