spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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