Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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