I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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