He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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