People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Someone shattered a urinal.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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