we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
