Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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