Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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