You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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