How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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