i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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