Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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