So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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