K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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