are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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