found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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