The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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