Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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