Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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