This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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