after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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