Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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