I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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