U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm passing your future prison.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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