I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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