What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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