Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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