i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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