Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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